Funny tumblr posts

Ok so most of us know how Tumblr tends to be a bunch of lunatics on the internet? Well here comes some funny as hell tumblr post that will confuse you yet make you laugh. I for one have DEFINITELY have had some "Tumblr worthy" moments in my life ive take a selfie with a cow in a mansion and ive also made out with a shoe in an A and W as i crawled across the restaurant so heres the funniest of funny posts i could find online that I can match some similar experiences to.

First off can we just take a moment to honor the sandwich lost in this guys peaceful attempt to skip rocks at the river. Can you imagine this? Just going about your day, eating a sandwich and causally skipping rocks then BOOM sandwich gone AND you get a mouth full of rock?! this takes the "He looked as if he lost all his hopes and dreams as it feel" to whole new level. Dont worry rock sandwich guy, i'll remember you and the lose of your sandwich. R.I.P. Mr.sandwich.

Oh boy do I understand THAT feeling!!! I remember the time in middle school I was apart of a tutorial group in school in a class that was suppose to "help me for college" I wound up with the stupidest of people in my group(Minus one person she was my friend and i wouldn't call her stupid online and also all the people in my group are good people don't want to be a hater). I remember being stuck for MINUTES on basic steps such as 2/2 or 2 plus 2 or after learning the SAME 2 step formula for a math lesson for WEEKS people would struggle on what the word the teacher has said a thousand times even was or sit there and be like "Idk" when its something from like 4th grade. We also had to ask questions as the person went up and presented there question. Well, I was the only one who ever did anything in my group, I always volunteered for the question because no one else would and when I did go up no one ever asked REAL questions or when someone else was going up and id be the only one asking questions id give up half way because all I could think is "holy crap, am I really hearing this right now?!!" So teachers, I respect you on so many levels you have no idea all I ask is for the understanding of every student is different.

HAHA! I can totally see this at high school. In middle school 8th grade my old friends had gotten glitter banned from our school because of how many times glitter was thrown at people, in hair and ALL over the gym floor! I was apart of that group(sadly I didn't start the idea my old friend did) and I remember when the principle got on the intercom to announce the new ban of glitter. We had all planned on the last day of school throwing glitter on each other but it never happened since the glitter starters wound up being mean and horrible friends. I did get a good laugh out of it when the most goth kid there tried to glitter my old friend and she turned around and he got pink glitter ALL over him. Now, just a imagine THAT a total goth total, black clothing, black hair, black chains and piercings standing there covered in pink glitter.

NOW THIS STORY WILL NEVER GET OLD!!!! I remember just laughing so hard when I first read it. Its just SO funny I cant even explain how original and real this is. This person is down right clever and HILARIOUS for there creative ways to scare the crap out of there brother.

Now this reminds me of the time my boyfriend and I made a theory on how getting into a relationship is like being a baby again. Now now hear me out before you think i'm crazy(well I am) and understand for starters you are getting called BABY. 1.You get called baby 2. You get talked to all sweet and innocent 3. you go back to being called cute again 4. You get cuddled and coddled 5. You get feed again, like some people actually do that putting food inside there S/O's mouth. 

Im sure we had other reasons but thats the main points. In conclusion being in a relationship is like being a baby. 

Oh how I wish I could do this! In my lifetime ive heard INSALEY stupid things come out of human mouths...

Aw yes, public school and weird things teacher have done... GOSH, I have so many examples I cant focus on where to start. This year my math teacher would always randomly start banging on the bored up front  or randomly dance around or randomly say something that our dirty little teenage minds took wrong or the way he always laughed like sponge bob... Then theres my 7th grade history teacher... theres no place to start with him. He's awesome and has done to many crazy things in class. I cant even begin to describe. I mean he got our class to cheat in a major school completion and we won! He wore turkey hats and was sarcastic as heck so his class was always so entertaining. There was that one time we had an assembly at our school and there was a video of all our teacher dancing flash mod like in the hallways with sun glasses and funky hats. I remember saying "So this is what our teachers do after school." You just gotta love public school.

THIS POST!!!! I SAVED BEST FOR LAST! THIS POST THE LEGEND OF MY HOUSEHOLD. Now now, when I first read this I was walking down the street with my old friend and I saw it, laughed so hard I feel over in the middle of sidewalk when my friend asked what was so funny all I could get out of my mouth was a very loud "MEHHHHHHHHH". That night she told my mom how I yelled METH in front of the entire town. My mom asked what was so funny, I read this post and I just lost it on my front porch as my mom was like "ITS 11PM AHHH SHHH THE NEIGHBORS WILL COMPLAIN!!!" as I laughed and walked into my house to laugh even more. 

I own non of the pictures of this article at all. I in fact don't even have a tumblr. 

all credits for pictures go to the following:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/tumblr-tbh?utm_term=.kuNy1Gkx#.kqldQPab

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/970957-tumblr



https://www.pinterest.com/pin/10625749095120057/

https://me.me/t/dairy-queen?s=new